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12:01 pm
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03:21 pm
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There are too many "there are too many monad tutorials" articles
YES, there are a lot of monad tutorials on the web.
But you know what else there is even more of?
Blog articles pointing out the fact there are too many monad tutorials on the web.
Well, I am going to take it one degree further with this post.
When it becomes trendy, just remember, it started here!
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08:13 am
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Message to Gino Vannelli
Some friendly advice:
STOP LIVING INSIDE YOURSELF.
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10:40 pm
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My ears have been busy
As of 10:18 PM tonight, I crossed milestone #4 in my Music Collection Enjoyment Project®.
Woohoo.
This means that every song in my music collection has been listened to by me, from beginning to end, a minimum of 4 times... since I started keeping track of the play counts in the iTunes application, anyway.
(The collection is about 13000 songs, for a total of about 1300 hours, or 56 full days for one complete listen, give or take)
I crossed milestone #3 back in October of last year. This one took 8 months, while to get from 2-3 took only 5 months. However, I've been buying a lot of music lately and I had to listen to the new stuff several times to get them caught up.
The rules (which I made up) say that once something is in my collection, it is in it for good, and it becomes part of the eternal rotation whether I like it or not.
Of course there are a number of albums I deeply regret purchasing, but rules is rules.
Curse you, Metal Machine Music.
Now, on to milestone #5. It's de facto tradition that I start off with "An Index of Metals".
Current Music: Fripp and Eno - An Index of Metals
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10:28 pm
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Lame and pedestrian "return to LJ" post
You know, after a massive hiatus, posting anything more than that will REALLY make me sore tomorrow.
Wow, that was a workout.
Now to recover.
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01:40 pm
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Writer's Block: The tenth time's the charm
1. See icon.
2. Well over 25.
3. Of course. I already have. But I will never grow tired of making others watch it with me. Mu ha ha.
HI ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1) teh_dirty_robot.
Tags: writer's block
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07:00 pm
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The Frequency What-Now?
I bought a new pair of headphones today from Best Buy®.
I just have to comment on my observation that almost all of them are labeled with this marketing BS:
Frequency response: 15 Hz - 22000 Hz
Yeah, that's nice... go on... I'm waiting... where's the answer? Oh, that was it?
Hmmmm. Well, you know, this is equivalent to marketing a car with this statistic:
Acceleration time: 0 - 60 mph
In other words, incomplete. And more importantly, meaningless. What information does it give you? Nothing. A proper answer to the acceleration question would be a time in seconds for 0 - 60 mph, while a proper answer to the frequency response question would be a level (or a curve of levels) in dB.
Don't let this marketing gimmick influence your decision! It sounds scientific and impressive but it really doesn't mean anything. (Unless someone has some explanation for it that doesn't involve warmth and fuzziness that I am not aware of yet...)
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11:28 pm
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A yank-over-region function for Emacs
One feature I am surprised hasn't been added to Emacs yet is a yank (paste) operation that replaces the text in the active region.
In order to perform this operation, which is something I do all the time, I need to do a combination of kill-region/yank/yank-pop (or C-w, C-y, M-y). If there is a better way, and I am overlooking something, let me know.
There are three huge disadvantages to doing it this way:
1. It is inefficient.
2. It doesn't work too well with the interprogram clipboard.
3. You can only apply it once. Repeated applications of the operation will need increased presses of M-y to align with the correct item in the kill ring.
So, I decided to write my own function and bind it to C-c C-y.
"yank-over-region" will yank an item from the kill ring, just as if you did a regular yank; however, the yanked text will replace the text in the current region. And immediately after doing a yank-over-region, you can cycle through the kill ring (using M-y) just as if you had done a yank.
The text you are replacing will be added to the kill ring as well; since it calls kill-region to do this, the same behavior for kills can be expected here.
I haven't done a huge amount of testing yet, but so far it seems to work pretty well, and works fine with the clipboard. I'll probably expand it a bit later (such as adding proper documentation and support for arguments, etc.)
To use, just add the following snippet to your .emacs file:
(defun yank-over-region (beg end)
; KES 3/10/2010
(interactive "*r")
(setq yank-window-start (window-start))
(push-mark (point))
(let* ((string (current-kill 0))
(ring-pos kill-ring-yank-pointer)
(before)
(after (cdr ring-pos))
(cur kill-ring))
; prepare the kill ring
(while (and cur (not (eq cur ring-pos)))
(push (car cur) before)
(setq cur (cdr cur)))
(setq kill-ring-yank-pointer
(setq kill-ring (append after (nreverse before))))
(kill-region beg end)
(insert-for-yank string)
; rebuild and normalize kill ring
(setq kill-ring-yank-pointer
(setq kill-ring (cons (car ring-pos) kill-ring))))
(setq this-command 'yank))
; bind
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c y") 'yank-over-region)
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c C-y") 'yank-over-region)
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09:49 am
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Save 6 cents!
White Castle® frozen hamburgers!
$3.99 $3.93 with your Pick N Save® card!
It took a great deal of internal debate. So many "what ifs". So many times I almost surrendered and walked towards the light.
But I eventually managed to muster the willpower to walk away from that siren-song of a bargain.
I am so proud of myself.
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10:59 am
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Avatar
Avatar wasn't that great. No "phenomenal" or "awesome" or "I want to see it again" from me.
It was just OK.
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08:15 pm
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Addition, not subtraction
It seems that most "diets" put most, sometimes all, of their emphasis on what foods you're supposed to avoid. Often these diets claim to be simple and easy, but this is an illusion: though they revolve around a small number of principles of deprivation, each of these cover such a huge portion of the set of available foods that there is virtually nothing you can eat without guilt. Even the healthiest of foods are in some way, shape, or concept adjacent or close to another substandard food that cross-contaminates it with some of its guilt-producing chemicals.
Oh, this diet is so simple! All you have to do is follow two rules! Nothing that is white, and nothing that comes in packages! Sounds simple to me! So does living in a cave.
Deprivation is a futile and bleak way of looking at things.
I've found what has worked for me is to not think about deprivation or to avoid certain foods... but to force myself to add foods that, while I don't particularly find exciting, are "good for me". The approach of "no ice cream until you eat your vegetables" is a bit easier to swallow than "no ice cream". The beauty of it is that all of those vegetables leave less room for ice cream! The amount of less-healthy stuff you eat naturally gets displaced, without any real conscious effort.
If you devote one meal a day, say lunch, to cramming yourself full of less-than-pleasing but super healthy things like raw vegetables, and try to meet a quota of these, you'll naturally find yourself eating less junk food at other times... and the guilt will be virtually gone.
It is not about will power, but it is about self-discipline: to meet a minimum, instead of trying to stay under a maximum. Even if you don't meet the minimum one day, you can make up for it the next day. It doesn't work the same way with maximums. It is a bit easier to deal with a slight chore (eating an extra piece of broccoli) than yearning and deprivation ("I really need some Boston's® Pizza, really really bad butIcan't!")
Also, your attitude towards a particular food is going to influence the way your body uses it. If you think a food is harmful as you eat it, and you eat it with guilt or fear, it is probably going to do the harm you think it will.
"All these chemicals and preservatives are going to destroy my insides!" Why yes, yes they are, if that is what is on your mind and emotions as you eat them... even if the chemicals and preservatives are in truth benign things.
The placebo effect and the nocebo effect are very real, and very underrated.
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10:07 pm
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Facebook = why again?
Have I mentioned that I really really love software to be as convoluted as possible?
That is why I am so impressed with Facebook. After a full minute of digging through the user interface, I still have not found a way to post something besides an insipid one-line "status" message.
Maybe I have to go set some settings or set some filters or install an application I don't know about yet. Or read some manual. Or be a college student. I really don't know what the trick is.
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Now playing: John Adams - Harmonielehre
http://foxytunes.com/artist/john+adams/track/harmonielehre
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12:47 pm
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Burger burnout
When I was younger I used to almost exclusively eat burgers. If there was a burger on the menu, it trumped everything else. But I think I am burned out nowadays. I've tried all of the places in Milwaukee that everyone raves about, and none of them excite me.
The following are the only restaurant burgers I get excited about, and most of them I can't get anymore.
- Buzz's Bar and Grill, Wisconsin Rapids, WI (defunct)
- Savage's, Nekoosa, WI (defunct)
- Rick and Ole's, Madison, WI (defunct)
- Hot N Now (defunct)
- Hardee's circa 1995 (defunct)
- DeGrille (the basement of the Elizabeth Pfiffner Debot Center), Stevens Point, WI
- Heinemann's, Brookfield, WI
- Chip's, Wisconsin Rapids, WI
This list is pretty much exhaustive. I will eat other burgers, I just won't write home about them.
The following is a list of preferable traits for a burger:
- Fried
- If there is cheese, it should not be melted
- If there are pickles, they should not be too thinly sliced
- Thickness is preferred over diameter
- Two small burgers are preferred to one large one
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02:36 pm
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Mac development
I would like to do Macintosh development, but as far as I know there are no free cross compilers available, and there is no way to host a Mac in a virtual machine.
So I suppose the only way to compile things for a Mac is on a Mac.
I need to find a cheap low end Mac that has just enough horsepower to occasionally run a compiler to build an executable, and nothing more, other than testing the executables that are built.
Anyone know of any good dumpsters to dig through to find such a thing?
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11:59 am
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Ribbons are dumb
Ribbons are supposed to raise awareness, right?
Now how does this work? If you see a colored ribbon on the bumper of the car in front of you, how are you supposed to know what it represents unless you are already aware of what it stands for?
Say, if I see a purple ribbon with yellow polka-dots, what... does the driver of the car expect me to google it when I get home to find out what it means? I really don't get it.
OK... I lied. I do get it.
They don't really raise awareness, but they give the beholder a wink if they are already aware.
(And of course they still accomplish their primary goal of making the displayer feel good about doing absolutely nothing.)
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Now playing: Boards of Canada - Hi Scores
http://foxytunes.com/artist/boards+of+canada/track/hi+scores
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03:23 pm
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Nintendo DS?
Poll #1290641
Nintendo DS
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 82
Do you own a Nintendo DS (or DS lite)?
View Answers
| Yes |
   39 (47.6%) |
| Yes, but I rarely use it |
| 13 (15.9%) |
| No |
| 30 (36.6%) |
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08:32 am
[Link] | Don't let anyone pressure you into voting if you don't want to or don't care. Don't fall for the guilt trips. And those who say "I don't care who you vote for, just VOTE" always have an agenda, no matter what they say otherwise.
It is not your civic duty or responsibility to vote, it is a right. Furthermore, not voting does not remove your right to complain. Your right to complain is retained no matter who you vote for (or not).
If you don't know why you're voting, or just don't care, then there is nothing wrong with staying home tomorrow.
Just my two cents.
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04:06 pm
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Stay with the flock!
So, scrapdog, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 0% unique and 12% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy skiing). When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.
Your overall weirdness is: 35(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 75% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
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10:44 am
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Typing test
75 wordsSpeed test
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01:02 pm
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Stay outta Florence County... it's a MAN'S counteh
I recently realized there are a total of 8 of Wisconsin's 72 counties I have never been in:
Polk
Burnett
Iron
Sawyer
Marinette
Florence
Oconto
Rusk
That means I've missed out on meeting 56 people, tipping over 112 cows, and peeing on 75,000,002 trees.
OK, that's enough posting for now.
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12:50 pm
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10,000 BC
As soon as the bad guys rode in on horses, my heart sank. It was as if I was watching That 70s Show and Fez called someone a "beyotch".
Where was Jeff Goldblum to save the day?
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04:11 pm
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Looking for a new web host
My current webhost is antiquated, and turnkey to a fault. I am paying the same rate as I was when I signed up with them five years ago ($69 a year), however, their offering has not increased in these five years either. Times have changed.
Therefore, I am looking for a new web hosting service.
It is downright impossible to shop for these on the internet, as 99% of "review" sites are scams. The only thing you can rely on for web hosting is word of mouth.
So. Any suggestions?
Note that the following hosts I have ruled out:
Dreamhost - the fine print in their terms gives them carte blanche to charge me a year's salary if I go over allotted storage/transfer for a month. No thanks, I'm just a little guy.
Godaddy - if you're going to use tits and ass to promote a service, the service better include tits and ass.
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10:24 pm
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*Quack*
The speed dial on most phones can only hold 10 numbers. That's pretty lame. The speed dial on my phone can hold more than 900 million numbers. I have every man, woman, child, business, telemarketer, and hotline in the United States and Canada stored in my speed dial.
I have a local pizza business stored in slot number #2627855556. Amazing isn't it. Just type a few digits and voila.
I am better than you.
And I am a better person than I was two days ago. For the first time ever I entered a Bed Bath and Beyond® yesterday. This was not out of curiosity or irony, mind you. It was out of need.
I did a bit of browsing, picked up my "ramekins", and left. I have no witty quips about the "beyond" portion of the store, as most first-time BBBY™ guests invariably do. Sorry to disappoint. Maybe next time I go I'll be less shy about venturing near the store boundaries.
What the hell did I need ramekins for, you ask? I'll never tell.
This calls for a segue.
Recently, I have had a bit of a problem with a species known as the "common fruit fly" (or drosophila melanogaster for you science pricks).
I have tried a few things to get rid of them *cough* *genocide*... initially these methods worked, but the damn flies slowly kept coming back. At the end of each day I see them dancing in a circle around the campfire singing and rejoicing, no matter how brutal or effective my attack was. It is beginning to cramp my style.
It has become obvious that no external force is going to defeat them... they must be brought down from within.
So. How does one instigate a civil war amongst colonies of fruit flies?
If anyone gives me any tips that work (especially ones that involve no effort on my part), you will receive my gratitude. In addition, I will personally write a letter to The President of the United States commending you on your excellence in formic subterfuge. So, when the world is taken over by killer bees in 2005 2006 2007 2008 2099, expect one more opportunity to be a hero.
Too many segues are bad. How about a non-sequitur.
I took a swim in the pool three times in the last few days. The first time, I had the pool to myself, which is rare. OK, not completely to myself... there was a duck.
The second time... also to myself. Almost. The same duck was there.
Third time... today. The pool was empty (...of people, not water). No duck. I had about five minutes of relaxing alone-time, then *boom*, in come the chil-n's.
Here's the deal with kids and pools. I noticed this just today. Every syllable that comes out of kids' mouths, when in a pool, is in both maximum volume and maximum pitch. As a result, there is not a lot of dynamics in communication among kids in pools. It's all very monotone. Some science prick (or a team of) should do a study on this.
I was a bit offended that my new duck acquaintance wasn't around today. Did my spirit emanate an aura of hostility and/or menace? If so, it's a bit misleading. I have not eaten duck since November of 1984.
OK, off to play some Mass Effect® now.
Current Music: Samuel Barber, Adagio for Strings
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01:10 pm
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Poll #1198720
The many faces of fun!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 36
Which is your favorite?
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| Compromise |
| 3 (8.3%) |
| Sacrifice |
| 5 (13.9%) |
| Obligation |
| 3 (8.3%) |
| Delayed gratification |
| 10 (27.8%) |
| Moderation |
| 7 (19.4%) |
| I guess I kinda like 'em all! |
| 8 (22.2%) |
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03:55 am
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Good ol' CVS
I've tried using Subversion for a couple of months on my home projects. I suppose it's OK, but it doesn't really have a good client... yet, at least.
The consensus out there seems to indicate that TortoiseSVN® is the most powerful SVN client on Windows machines. Well, it may be powerful, but so far I've found it annoying. It only works through the Windows shell, using icon overlays to indicate the status of a file. These icon overlays tend to make everything look dirty.
You know how you get an urge to empty the Recycle Bin on your desktop when you see that it is depicted as having junk in it? Or how you might get the urge to make the * go away in your text editor by constantly hitting CTRL-S? (Well, I do that). I get a similar feeling with these persistent, nagging overlays that can't be shut off.
The icon overlays give me the urge to do something to make them go away, like committing or updating. But I can't. Because there is a "normal" status that looks just as dirty.
So, when someone comes out with a client like WinCVS® that works with SVN, maybe I'll check it out. Currently, it doesn't look like anyone is seriously working on that. Many SVN clients seem to be integrations with IDEs, which I definitely do not want.
I just want a good old front end that is nothing more than a wrapper to the command line interface. (The exact opposite seems to be a selling point by vendors these days!)
I don't care much about integration with IDEs. I use lots of different IDEs, so the more general-purpose, the better.
That is why I am going to stay with good ol' CVS™ for now. WinCVS® really is pretty kick-ass once you get used to it. I've been using it for years.
Sure, there are major downsides to CVS™ (inability to version renames, no atomic commits, the different handling of text and binary, etc.). These problems are solved in SVN, which adds a lot to the appeal of that...
However, none of these downsides are total showstoppers. And besides, all the hype about the next version of CVSNT® looks somewhat promising. We'll just have to wait and see.
For now it's CVS™ for the win!
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11:02 am
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Looks like I'll be going to the Drinking Liberally meeting on Wednesday.
Wish me luck. >:)
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04:01 pm
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Where oh where is all the CONTENT today?
I think LJ should just delete and purge the accounts of everyone who is "on strike".
That would be hilarious.
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11:49 am
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09:48 pm
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A fun weekend
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
You have successfully converted an enemy creature in the torture chamber.
Your minions demand cable.
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08:43 pm
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Alcoholic beverage count for 2008
8
Currently working on a bottle of Hoegaarden®. Goodness.
foodforthemoon and shadowdude will be eating my dust before the year ends.
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01:51 pm
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Midnight Meat Train
The most terrifying ride you'll ever take™.
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07:55 am
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Power windows SUCK
Power windows is one invention in which the cons outweigh the pros by 10 times. I'm serious, who thinks they are cool anymore?
Needless to say I hate power windows so much that I will die due to blood loss if the blood keeps shooting out of my eyes any longer.
If I had a choice between crank windows and power windows, I'd go with crank windows without hesitation.
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08:23 pm
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The Caring Continuum discredited by Google
The phrase "could care less" yields 4,170,000 hits on Google.
The phrase "couldn't care less" yields 218,000.
And I'll bet that 75% of the hits in the latter are instances of lecturing on how the phrase in the former is incorrect.
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10:36 am
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It's snowing
I'm liking this winter so far.
I love living in the north.
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09:01 am
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Phoney McRingRing
I'm only asking because I'm curious:
Poll #1089127
Phone usage
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 116
Which of these describes your phone usage?
View Answers
| I use a cell phone exclusively. |
| 52 (44.8%) |
| I use my cell phone more than my land line. |
| 39 (33.6%) |
| I use both equally. |
| 6 (5.2%) |
| I use my land line more than my cell phone. |
| 14 (12.1%) |
| I use a land line only. |
| 5 (4.3%) |
| I have no phone. |
| 0 (0.0%) |
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10:10 pm
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Music stats
I've been playing around with Perl tonight. First time I touched it in 4 1/2 years. I forgot how much fun it was. However, it'd be a lie if I said it was like riding a bike.
I decided to write a script that calculated some stats on my CD collection; namely how it is distributed throughout the spectrum of time. 1/3 of my motivation was curiosity, 1/3 pure geekiness, 1/3 to exercise my dormant Perl skillz.
With further ado, the stats:
( stats )
This is a tally of durations, not track count. Each track increments the value of its year by its duration in seconds. In other words, longer songs add more weight.
Of course, this includes only the CDs I have ripped to mp3, which currently is about 2/3 of my collection. The year is fetched from ID3 tag. Tracks that are within compilations (e.g. greatest hits) are assigned the year of the compilation.
According to this report, I have music from every year from 1967-2005 and 2007. No 2006. Interesting. I just realized that. I don't recall buying a single CD in 2006, actually.
Current Music: Steve Hillage - Rainbow Dome Musick
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02:21 pm
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R.I.P. SCHIP
That is excellent news.
Now we can take a breather until the next ridiculous "who will think of the children" idea comes along.
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02:36 pm
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Mmmm... meat
You know how easy it is for a parent to bribe 4-year olds with trips to McDonald's®? All 4-year olds love McDonald's®.
The same trick works with 31-year olds using the Prime Quarter®. Well, at least this 31-year old.
I'll be eating there tonight. *smack* *delicious*
Current Mood:  excited
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03:32 pm
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I've got 8-bit fever
I've really been jonesin' to write a new game for the C-64, NES, or SNES for a couple of weeks now but have been too lazy to think of any ideas. Like an RPG, or something of that nature. Would be willing to collaborate with some who is seriously interested.
Someone light a fire under my ass.
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09:37 am
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Alanis the prophet
The other day I actually found myself in a situation where there were 10000 spoons when all I needed was a knife.
I had to use a plastic spoon to cut a leftover hamburger in half. True story.
The irony was so thick that I could cut it with a knife.
If only I had one.
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10:56 pm
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Nil Recurring
The Nil Recurring EP from Porcupine Tree (featuring Robert Fripp) is now available. $8.70 cheap!
It is a great supplement to Fear of a Blank Planet... with a tiny bit of editing I was able to cram both onto one CD.
All four tracks are good.
Current Music: Porcupine Tree - What Happens Now?
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03:30 pm
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Candidate Calculator
My results from the Candidate Calculator:
Your Top MatchYou planned to vote for Undecided. Based on your responses, your top candidate for 2008 is below.
( Tom Tancredo )
94.23% match
Your Other Top MatchesYou will want to pay close attention to these candidates through election day.
Middle of the PackIf your top choices aren't in the running, keep an eye on these candidates in 2008.
Bottom of the BarrelYou won't be getting on the campaign trail with these candidates anytime soon.
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10:44 am
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Our universe ain't that big
There are only 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 electrons in the universe, give or take 1 or 2.
That's 1/1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000th of a googol.
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10:57 pm
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I really really REALLY like to drink
Seriously, I'm beginning to think that I drink more in one day than a family of five drinks in a week.
Not talking about alcohol here, I'm talking about beverages in general. I can put down two or three liters of Sprite® in an hour without really thinking about it.
I can outdrink anyone.
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03:50 pm
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Prison Break season 3
My predictions:
1. Kellerman is not dead.
2. T-Bag will eventually run Sona.
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10:03 pm
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Crush Kill Destroy
IDAK - (Instant Destroyer And Killer) - is the most powerful super android in the universe. Nothing can stop him. And he is damn good at baseball too.
Now where would I get a Halloween costume like that...
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03:41 pm
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New truck
I bought a new truck yesterday... a 2001 Sonoma with 8800 miles on it. 250 ft-lbs of τ. Ahh.
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*hack* *cough* *sneeze* And to those of you who still think I'm a dunderhead or bonehead for not considering Japanese brands, count the number of American cars in Japan.
If a whole nation is going to boycott a whole other nation's automobiles, then that is a nation of boneheads. And why would you want to buy a car engineered by boneheads?
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09:57 pm
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Stop smothering me, you Toyotanoids!
Last Friday, I decided it was time to start looking for a new car.
And now I have one thing to say:
What the hell... has everyone on earth turned into an #$%^&* amateur Toyota™ salesman or something?
The following conversation has taken place between no less than five separate people and myself in the last four days:
Me: "Yeah, I think it's time for me to buy a new car."
Them: "I think it's time for you to get a Toyota™."
Me: "No."
Them: "Why not?"
Me: "Because I don't want one."
Them: "They're good cars."
Me: "I don't care."
Them: "They're made in Lompoxnard, California..."
Me: "I don't care."
Them: "Give me a logical reason why you won't buy one."
Me: "No."
This NAGGING is 95% of the reason I will not buy Japanese cars. It's similar to the reason I hate U2: all of the jawdrops and "OMG how can you not like U2?????"s that have accumulated over the years.
And actually, it's not hatred. I just don't see myself driving one, that's all. But "I just don't see myself driving one, that's all" never seems to be enough to stop the NAGGING. And it should be.
Now hear this: I will not budge no matter how fucking good you think they are, or what the magazines say. I will never fucking do it. Drive one yourself if you love them so much, it does not bother me in the slightest. If it works good for YOU, then great.
Just know that I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER buy a Toyota™. NEVER. It is not necessary for you to understand why.
*waits for more Toyota™ salesmen to crawl out of the woodwork*
Current Mood:  cynical
Current Music: Stevie Wonder, bubba
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03:32 pm
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What's stuck in my head now
America, you're gettin' burger hungry
Hungry for the burger that makes you full!
You're chompin' for the taste of a Buster Burger
The famous Buster Burger that's full of bull!
Thick rich shakes
Crispy french fries
Our double Big Buster
Like bull it satisfies!
Our people are friendly
Our stores are clean too
And nothing but bull is waiting
Waiting for you!
America, you're gettin' burger hungry
Hungry for the burger that makes you full!
You're chompin' for the taste of a Buster Burger
The famous Buster Burger that's full of bull!
The one and only Buster Burger that's full
Full of bull!
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03:11 pm
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Chocolate rain!
In case you haven't seen this yet, you must.
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